I’m going to be gone for the next few days.  Sabrina and I are going to Staten Island, NY where she is originally from.  After watching Jersey Shore, I have to see this place since it’s where several of the cast members are from.  We should also be making a stop at the actual Jersey shore on the way there.  I’m sure I will stand out since I will be the guy wearing the hazmat suit.

I’m curious to see what this is like since I have never done this before.  Since I will be gone for several days, I have a post scheduled for when I’m gone so all of you don’t feel abandoned.

Sabrina is Catholic too.  Her ancestry is Italian so she is what might be called Catholic by default since being Catholic is linked into the idea of being Italian.  Knowing that she only rarely goes to church if that.  I don’t think she’s been to church since I met her several months ago.  (Also, there are several ways that Sabrina is not a good Catholic that I can personally attest to.)

This meant that I was dumbfounded when Sabrina started trying to convince me we should go to church.  Once I realized what she was doing I asked Sabrina if she felt guilty about how good sex with me was and thought praying to God for forgiveness would help.  Sabrina just rolled her eyes in response but she shut up about going to church and hasn’t brought it up again since.

It was very odd.

I can talk about how my (male) coworkers have been run down after years/decades of living with their wives, but that is not the same thing as Tuckner.  At least my coworkers fight for some time by themselves with things like the car repair class they’re taking.  Plus, they also recognize at some level that they have no good options.  Anything my coworkers might try and do to better their situations is potentially a disaster in the current political and legal climate so they are the “walking dead” more or less.

Tuckner on the other hand allegedly wants to outright submit to a woman/be a woman’s slave and is actually doing it.  Even if it turned out that this wasn’t true of Tuckner, there are many men like that.  I really don’t understand it.  When I’m with Sabrina (or was with Kristen or Rachel), I know I’m the man here not her.  I have the dick, and I am supposed to be in charge not her. Pushback from women tends to be minimal.  For instance, Sabrina has called me an asshole a couple of times but that’s it.  (I’m surprised she isn’t constantly calling me an asshole.)

It’s one thing to talk about guys like my coworkers who are stuck in a lose-lose situation.  It’s another to talk about guys who want to submit and be slaves to women.  I can tell that there is something right about being in charge when it comes to women.  Can’t those guys who want to be slaves to women tell there’s something wrong?  I have a hard time believing the answer is chemicals/toxins or brainwashing because the behavior of these “super-manginas” should be more pervasive if either was the cause.

Earlier this week I took my car in to the mechanic for some routine maintenance.  They found something was broken that needed replacement.  Since it was a relatively quick repair job, I just waited there.  As I was sitting in the waiting room, I had a direct view of the receptionist who kept bending over to take things in and out of a filing cabinet.  She had a nice ass, and I all could do when she bent over was think about nailing her.  Things weren’t helped by the fact that she started getting friendly with me since I was waiting for an extended period of time.

A couple of days ago I got back from work and as I was walking to my condo I happened to be behind this hot chick who also lives in my building.  She had these tight workout clothes on and had obviously just come back from either working out or a run.  She was sweaty and had a great ass which being behind her I had a really good view of.  Again all I could think about was banging her.  Those of you who read my blog know that I have a rule about going after women who live in my building despite the fact that my building has a good number of hot chicks since I don’t want trouble where I live.  Regardless it was another example of what I am talking about.

I don’t understand why I’m thinking about nailing other women this much.  It’s not like Sabrina has ever had a “headache”.  She puts out a lot for me and does an excellent job of keeping my nuts empty.  I don’t see why I should have such powerful desires to bang other women.  What’s going on with me?

1. This is the best sex she’s ever had
2. She’s been with “very few” guys
3. Those previous guys were “wimpy” in bed and the complete opposite of me
4. My dick is really big

What’s the point of this?  I didn’t do or say anything to prompt her to say any of this.  I didn’t ask Sabrina about any previous sexual encounters with men.  I definitely didn’t ask her about how the size of my dick compared to them.  She volunteered this out of the blue.  Most of this if not all of it has to be made up.  I have only been having sex for a short time.  There is no way I can be the best ever.  And why lie like this?  I didn’t put her into a bind by asking a question with no good answers.  She completely volunteered all of this.  If she’s going to lie why not make it believable?  Say that it was really good not the best sex she’s ever had.

I have to assume that most of this can’t be true because as all of you know, I have heard it before.  It was said differently but it’s all the same more or less.  It’s almost the same script.  More importantly it’s too good to be true even with things like Sabrina making me breakfast the next morning.

There isn’t anything to do about it so I’m not going to do anything about it.  Really who does Sabrina or any other woman think she fooling?

I think this is an example of God’s interesting sense of humor.  I spent time ragging on things from that part of the world, talking about how I should wear a hazmat suit if I go to the Jersey Shore (which is still a good idea IMO), but now I am involved with a chick from there.

I was thinking about going after this chick.  I did have some doubts since if I didn’t know better I might think she was out of my league since she was so hot.  We’re talking hot enough that I wanted to give her a hard pounding and bust a nut inside her (actually bust both my nuts in her).  Yes, I know that’s triple redundant, but you get the idea.  I decided against going after this chick because of the “don’t shit where you eat” principle.  I like my eye doctor, and I don’t want to have to find a new one just because I was nailing one of his employees, and it went sour.  There’s also at least several hot chicks in my condo building, but I don’t go after them based on the “don’t shit where you eat” principle as well.  It’s the right decision.

Regardless I should find a new chick to bang.  A couple of days ago I was watching the movie, Whiteout.  The movie wasn’t that great, but its redeeming feature (besides being in Antarctica) was a scene at the beginning of the movie where Kate Beckinsale takes off all of her clothes and takes a shower.  You can watch in below, but I recommend going to youtube to watch it in HD.

It turned me on even more than I would have expected which I think means I need to find a chick who I can give a hard pounding.

When I started this experiment I assumed that I needed to keep my options open.  I never thought I would be at the point where I would effectively have two girlfriends.  I was thinking that it was going to take a lot more work for me to find even one woman to have sex with me.  As a result at every step I didn’t pick one.  Even when things got to this point I couldn’t give one up even though I knew I had to do it.

I hated what I was doing.  From a practical perspective, it was a headache managing two women like that.  It took up so much time.  I had to remember not to say the other’s name when with either one of them.  Beyond that I hated what I become from a moral/ethical perspective too.  I knew I had to do something about this, but I kept finding ways to not do it.

Well, I finally did it.  Since I couldn’t pick one, I picked none.  I ended it with both of them.  Needless to say it wasn’t fun.  I really don’t want to go into details, but I did manage to avoid “running over myself with my own car“.

It’s all over with Kristen and Rachel.  I’m not going to end the experiment yet, but I am going to take a break from it for two months.  In other words I want to get past Christmas, New Years, and Valentines Day before I try again.  I have learned some lessons from this which will help me the next time.  Next time I want to see if I can do a bit better.  Kristen and Rachel weren’t bad by any means.  Considering how bad lots of women are (just watch that Jersey Shore series on MTV for some proof) I was doing pretty good even with them.  Regardless, I want to see if I can do better.  That should also help with falling into another situation where I’m nailing two women.

The experiment will continue on February 15th.

First is Susan Walsh who you might know from Hooking Up Smart.  She called me a dick (which has become a reoccurring theme), and said that I’m incapable of relating to women as more than “cum dumpsters”.  This had me laughing.  You guys have read my posts on this.  You can determine for yourself if I only relate to women as “cum dumpsters”.  What’s really funny about what Susan Walsh said is that if she’s correct, then the reason why I have been able to get women now is because I only relate to women as “cum dumpsters” now.  I suspect this isn’t what Susan Walsh wanted to say.

Second is a piece of hate email from “Catherine”.  Read it below:

You deserve an award for douchebag goodness.  You are the biggest douchebag ever.  You ain’t going to get me on me saying you have a small penis.  I know your penis isn’t small.  I know you’re tall & good looking & very smart & very well endowed.  I once had a boyfriend exactly like you that was all of that.  He was so well endowed like 10 inches endowed.  He screwed me with his giant endowment hurting me.  I can see you so clearly.  You love hurting women during sex.  You guys promote large penis propaganda.  I thought the pain was pleasure until a lesbian told me the truth.

With your large penis lies you will always have a stream of cum dumpster servant girls.  Feminists like me are going to stop you well endowed guys pleasure-pain rape of women.  Real men date feminists.

I really enjoyed reading this piece of hate email.  It deserves an award for creativity.  It’s easy to tell me I have a small zucchini.  It’s harder to turn having a large zucchini into an insult but “Catherine” did.  For all of my haters out there, this is the new gold standard you must aspire to.

I deserve an award for “douchebag goodness”???  Clearly “Catherine” has never seen any of that new Jersey Shore series.  There’s no way I can be more of a douchebag than any guido or guidette.  I never given myself a nickname ever much less one like “the situation”.  (Yes, that’s an actual nickname that one of the guidos gave himself.)

Not only am I a “charter member” of the Illuminati and a reptile alien, I’m also part of some sort of conspiracy of men with large zucchinis.  This is a conspiracy so successful that we all “pleasure-pain rape” women with our large dicks, and they believe they like it.  I don’t know if this is the strangest thing I have ever heard, but its close.  That reminds me.  I have a meeting of the large dick conspiracy this weekend where we will once again measure our large dicks and discuss new ways to “pleasure-pain rape” women.

And “cum dumpster servant girls”???  Why are the terms “cum dumpster” and “douchebag” coming up this much?  Both of those are terms Susan Walsh uses plenty.  I doubt she wrote the hate email from “Catherine” because why would she, but it does seem like an odd coincidence.

If you will excuse me, I’m seeing my “cum dumpster servant girls” soon, and I want to get ready to “pleasure-pain rape” them with my 10 inch zucchini and make them think they like it.