I’m really disappointed in the lack of Dilbert Award submissions. The reason why we only have Dilbert Awards one a quarter instead of once of month is because of the lack of submissions. Go out and find some successful men who were stupid enough to get involved with a single mother, and submit them here.
A famous Hollywood actor has no problem getting most any woman he wants. Since he’s on TV and/or movie screens, he gets a lot of visibility so he does not lack in options when it comes to women. A Hollywood actor has no reason to get together with a single mother, much less one significantly older than him. Yet, that is what Ashton Kutcher, this quarter’s Dilbert Award winner, did when he married Demi Moore. While it was absurd for Ashton Kutcher to get married to a woman 16 years older then him, he also got married to a single mother. Demi Moore has three children from her marriage to Bruce Willis. While Kutcher and Moore are currently separated and on their way to getting divorced, the fact is that Ashton Kutcher married a single mother 16 years older than him and spent 6 years married to her. That makes him eligible for the Dilbert Award, and why I selected him for this quarter’s winner.
Normally there would be voting like with the Entitlement Princess of the Month, but due to the lack of submissions, Kutcher wins the 2011 Fourth Quarter Dilbert Award by default.