Dec 292011
 

I’m really disappointed in the lack of Dilbert Award submissions.   The reason why we only have Dilbert Awards one a quarter instead of once of month is because of the lack of submissions.  Go out and find some successful men who were stupid enough to get involved with a single mother, and submit them here.

A famous Hollywood actor has no problem getting most any woman he wants.  Since he’s on TV and/or movie screens, he gets a lot of visibility so he does not lack in options when it comes to women.  A Hollywood actor has no reason to get together with a single mother, much less one significantly older than him.  Yet, that is what Ashton Kutcher, this quarter’s Dilbert Award winner, did when he married Demi Moore.  While it was absurd for Ashton Kutcher to get married to a woman 16 years older then him, he also got married to a single mother.  Demi Moore has three children from her marriage to Bruce Willis.  While Kutcher and Moore are currently separated and on their way to getting divorced, the fact is that Ashton Kutcher married a single mother 16 years older than him and spent 6 years married to her.  That makes him eligible for the Dilbert Award, and why I selected him for this quarter’s winner.

Normally there would be voting like with the Entitlement Princess of the Month, but due to the lack of submissions, Kutcher wins the 2011 Fourth Quarter Dilbert Award by default.

Sep 302011
 

I’m really disappointed in the lack of Dilbert Award submissions.   The reason why we only have Dilbert Awards one a quarter instead of once of month is because of the lack of submissions.

The Dilbert Award is all about successful men who stupidly put themselves at the mercy of a single mother and her children.  In most cases these men are successful on their own merit and accomplishments.  However, some may have been born into success like my submission this quarter’s Dilbert Award winner, Crown Prince Haakon of Norway.  Being royalty and heir to the Norwegian throne, Haakon would have his pick of women, but instead he decided to get married to a single mother, Mette-Marit Hoiby.  Mette-Marit had one son before meeting Haakon.  The father of this son spent time in prison on drug charges and was a drug addict.  Mette-Marit before meeting Haakon was also involved in Norway’s rave subculture which includes a lot of illegal drugs which is almost a guarantee that she was doing drugs in the past.

While it might be debatable whether Haakon deserves a Dilbert Award because he didn’t generate success on his own, being born into royalty, in principle his situation is what the Dilbert Award is all about.  Plus, there is no better example of a woman getting knocked up by a thug and then finding a chump to raise the kid.  Being a truly royal chump means that Haakon is deserving of the Dilbert Award.

Normally, there would be voting like with the Entitlement Princess of the Month, but due to the lack of submissions, Haakon wins the 2011 Third Quarter Dilbert Award by default.

Jul 032011
 

For this quarter’s Dilbert Award Winner I only got one submission.  It came via email, but in the future I would like all Dilbert Award submissions to be done here.  The submission was this guy.  While that guy could win White Knight of the Year, that’s not what the Dilbert Award is primarily about so he doesn’t qualify for a Dilbert Award.  The Dilbert Award is about recognizing successful men who get together with single mothers (and other women) who are way beneath what they could really get.  If they have been a mangina and/or white knight, especially if they have gone after mens rights, so much the better.  Remember the Dilbert Awards can not work without all of you reading this (and there’s a lot more of you now after this blog was featured on Instapundit) submitting candidates.

Chainring in his original suggestion for the Dilbert Awards nominated Todd Harrison, the founder and CEO of Minyanville, a very successful financial media and publishing company.  Before founding Minyanville, Harrison was a successful trader, fund manager, and senior executive on Wall Street with firms like Morgan Stanley.  He has also appeared on Fox, CNBC, CNN, and Bloomberg Television, and in The Wall Street Journal, BusinessWeek, The New York Times, Worth, Fortune, Barron’s, Dow Jones MarketWatch, New York Magazine, and Canada’s National Post.  In addition Harrison has lectured at Harvard University, Syracuse University, New York University, and The Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania.

All of Harrison’s good judgement that led to his success was not applied to women.  He got involved with a single mother of two kids.  The single mother Harrison was with got pregnant with his kid leading to Harrison moving in with her. While Harrison did get a child of his own unlike Scott Adams, he will still have to take care of two children that aren’t his and won’t get any more children (if he wants more children).

Normally there would be voting like with the Entitlement Princess of the Month, but due to the lack of submissions, Harrison wins the 2011 Second Quarter Dilbert Award by default.

Mar 302011
 

I am starting a new award called the Dilbert Award, to recognize successful men who are stupid enough to marry (or get deeply involved with) single mothers.  This was originally proposed by Chainring at The Spearhead, but I will be taking it over.  I have added a page for submitting candidates for the Dilbert Awards that also goes into more detail about the nature of the Dilbert Awards. Normally, you will be able to vote for multiple candidates, but since this award was conceived because of Scott Adams, he is the winner for the first quarter of 2011.

The winner of the Dilbert Award for the first quarter of 2011 is Scott Adams (who is pictured to the right with his wife, Shelley Miles).  Without Adams, the Dilbert Awards would not exist.  He has a history of being negatively impacted by feminism where in at least two corporations he was denied advancement because women were promoted ahead of him for being women.  Adams learned nothing from those experiences believing that MRAs are pussies.  To top that off Adams married a divorced mother of two kids in 2006.  He describes himself as being “seventh in line of importance” behind his wife, her two kids, her two cats, and his cat. Adams has no children of his own and will not be getting any out of his marriage.

Because of what he’s done, Adams would lose at least half of his Dilbert mini-empire, his restaurants, his house, etc if his wife decides to divorce him.  Also, he would have to pay support for kids that are not his.  Adams decision to get married to a single mother is bad for him in every possible way.  With his success he could have easily gotten a woman without children who would have had his children if he wanted some.  Because of this and his anti mens rights stance, Adams is the first recipient of a Dilbert Award, an award he inspired.

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