Apr 012012
 

As a reptile alien, I am constantly amused by what humans accuse my species of doing.  My latest amusement is that somehow my species is now attacking humans as they take showers.  Let’s read that “report” from that link:

As my spirituality increases, it appears that I am become more an increasing beacon for dark side entities.

And NOT all of these negative, intelligent energies afoot, earthbound, are human!

Dark side entities?  Is this guy aware that Star Wars is fiction?  I’m guessing not.

Ethereal cleansing, using running shower water to help me visualize washing dark energy down the drain, is a defensive tool I use to combat the build up of static electricity, EMG connections associated with the ‘touch’ of stubborn, unseen and ‘hungry’ unseen entities.

As a reptile alien, I find this idea silly and irrational.  When you take a shower, your suppose to do things like use soap.  It’s about washing yourself, at least that’s what the purpose of a shower is for a reptile alien.  It’s not getting rid of non-existent “dark energy”.  At this point I’m not surprised that many humans don’t understand the purpose of a shower.  Just look at how many human women are refusing to engage in basic hygiene.

However, an unseen entity baffled me when, rather than vanishing, it used the water’s energy to partially materialize for a full moment or two to study me, an energy lunch which actually resisted and refused to be nibbled at!

It had drained energy from me, had burned my skin where connections touched, and had buzzed me within, psychically; sudden, unprovoked sexual urges and negative ideations had surfaced.

Unprovoked sexual urges?  What reptile alien wants to get involved with that?

Under the shower water, a creature had semi-materialized!

It had stared me right in the eye and blinked and looked again.

It stood under five feet upright, had catlike slit eyes, and closely resembled a scaled monitor lizard, in both aspect and facial structure.

That reptilian viewed me with its head tilted, cocked sideways, birdlike; it had piercingly studied me with an alert intelligence that had radiated curiosity. After just a few seconds, the creature vanished.

Still under the shower’s waters, I had remained frozen, in sheer amazement, having seen a creature I had never imagined existed .

Never imagined existed?  There’s a reason for that, namely that such shower invading reptile aliens don’t exist.

It was so very similar in construct to the velociraptor creatures, in Steven Spielberg’s film, “Jurassic Park”, in both a proprietary as well as a sinister demeanor.

Like those cinema raptors, this short upright reptile mirrored an intense look of saurian intellect, a precise cross between a man and a reptile.

I was horrified to see that momentary, inquisitive immature reptilian alien, because it had long had a reputation in UFO literature and research as an inter dimensional bottom feeder, a sinister common parasite of human consciousness.

These beings see us as,”containers”, to quote them!

I have called you humans a lot of things, but never a “container”.

Post abduction, alien abductee predation is done both through implant energy drains and by inserting alien astral attachments, within the layered human psyche towards a goal of eventual possession.

Evil is as evil does: kidnapping, rape, telepathic attack, insidious omnipresent micro-managing of our emotions, energies and sexuality through implant drains, treating us as though we were guinea pigs, orchestrating joys, disasters and horrors into our lives to milk us of energy; isn’t that enough of a definition?

Why in the world would any of us want to do this?  Do you know how time consuming it is to micro-manage a human’s emotions?  We would rather get laid and have fun with our hobbies.  Do you humans think we reptile aliens have nothing better to do than micro-manage your lives?

Evil’s definition of predatory, sinister and self-justifying is more than satisfied with these overlord reptilian entities.

Imagine a cityscape of people, who have saurian parasites ethereally attached to their spinal columns.

It lends a new meaning to the concept of a silent invasion.

These bizarre beings, highly technological and equally interdimensional and intergalactic, use us as we ride horses.

Unlike the hesitant touch of a lost human spirit, the reptilian prevailed with sharp painful burning, a much stronger negative entity, more persistent than anything previously encountered, psychically.

That sharp painful burning is an STD.  Go see a doctor.  And no, you didn’t get that STD from a reptile alien.

Worse, it now had seemed stuck, like chewing gum, on the bottom of my psychic shoe.

Morning and night, this persistent horrid entity feasted on my energies like an unerring, stubborn yellow jacket wasp,

fancying me like a can of cola at a picnic with the same insect stubbornness. .

I had taken that shower out of sheer desperation.

This person needs to consider that a shower isn’t the source of or the answer to his problems.

It had most certainly NOT been human but had radiated a brilliance of intellect.

Seeking advice and insight, scared, flabbergasted and lugubrious, I wrote a long note, like this essay, to Robert Bruce and later received his wise, short and pithy advice from my mentor and teacher, ( “Astral Dynamics: The Complete Book of Out-of-Body ExperiencesParapsychology Books) “, ” “), Practical Psychic Self Defense Handbook, The: A Survival GuideNew Thought Books)an expert in ridding one of unseen, meddling “NEGATIVE ENTITIES”.

If you need “advice and insight”, a psychiatrist would be better suited for this person’s needs.

It goes on, but I’m insulted by the whole thing.  The reptile alien empire is about conquering planets, not watching you in the shower.  We have better things to do that be perverts.  As the leader of the reptile alien empire on this planet, I can say with certainty that no reptile aliens are watching you in the shower.  Do you humans seriously think we conquered half the galaxy by spending all day watching creatures like you shower?

  10 Responses to “Reptile Aliens Have No Interest In Invading Your Shower”

  1. “The reptile alien empire is about conquering planets, not watching you in the shower. We have better things to do that be perverts. As the leader of the reptile alien empire on this planet, I can say with certainty that no reptile aliens are watching you in the shower. ”

    Obviously there are others who sadly, really do not have better things to do.

    May the force be with these poor pathetic bastards. 😀

  2. Or not! 😉

  3. “it now had seemed stuck, like chewing gum, on the bottom of my psychic shoe.”

    Psyches have shoes?

  4. The brutal, but very real tale of the deranged, unhinged Susan Walsh & her close encounter with her dildo in the shower …

    I wouldnt be surprised if the above quotes by PMAFT, were from her deranged site …

    I have no freaking idea what theyre putting in their birth control pills, but these SWPL women are freaking insane …

    Boycot American Women? More like neuter them into oblivion … which thanks to feminists is happening …

    Good news all round …

    • The brutal, but very real tale of the deranged, unhinged Susan Walsh & her close encounter with her dildo in the shower

      Lizard shaped dildo? That sounds painful!

  5. @Kathy

    Yes, we know what you do in the shower …

    Step away from that cucumber & pregnancy kit slowly …

  6. “Reptile Aliens Have No Interest In Invading Your Shower”

    Speak for yourself there,Quagular. Giggety-giggety…..

    giggety

  7. Sheesh, Rmaxd!

    You been peeping through my window again, eh? 😉

  8. They’re not aliens, they’re demons. Call a priest and get an exorcism.

Leave a Comment. (Remember the comment policy is in force.)

Translate »
%d bloggers like this: