Sluts over time increase their slutiness. Eventually there gets to a point where a slut has reached maximum slutiness. Or is there? Is that point just an inflection point to a new frontier of slutiness? I think the answer is that there is a new frontier of slutiness coming, and that frontier is being filthy. I don’t being filthy in a good way as in sexual filthiness. I mean literal filthiness as in sluts who don’t regularly wash themselves.
I came to this conclusion last night when I was watching Jersey Shore on MTV. I was watching both last week’s episode (which I didn’t get a chance to watch last week) and this week’s episode. Last week’s episode featured Snooki being very filthy. (Beyond everything else I’m going to talk about, this episode is very entertaining because it has Deena and Sammi trying to figure out electricity unsuccessfully, and the Situation having his fly unzipped and dick sticking out for a long time without him realizing it.) It starts out with Snooki pissing on in her pants in a club. Does Snooki go home and and take a shower? Of course not. She takes what she calls a “shore shower” and just sprays herself with a lot of perfume. Snooki doesn’t even remove her piss soaked panties until the next morning.
It turns out that Snooki has a urinary tract infection. She says it’s because of all the sex she’s having, yet most people have sex without ever having a UTI. Clearly, it has to do with her lack of hygiene.
Later in the episode she has to piss, but all the bathrooms in the house are occupied. So what does Snooki do? She pisses outside, and those of us who watched the episode get to see her piss outside. One of the other roommates says, “She drinks out of bowls and pisses outside. We don’t need pets.”
If you read any message board about Jersey Shore like board at Television Without Pity, one thing that comes up from time to time is the lack of hygiene of the Jersey Shore cast. This isn’t atypical for them.
I’m convinced being filthy is the next frontier of slutiness. Increasing slutiness is basically increasing bad behavior by women that they expect men to accept. A failure to adhere to standards of basic hygiene would be consistent with this.
In the future, this is going to be something I’m going to have to watch with my women. I naturally assumed that any woman I get now or in the future would know how to wash themselves since they are presumably functioning adults. This is no longer an assumption I can make. As soon as this starts being a problem, I’m heading back to being celibate. I’m not a cleanliness freak by a long shot, but this is seriously disgusting, and I don’t want to know what organisms are growing on these filthy sluts. I knew there would get to a point where I would be heading back to celibacy, but I didn’t think it would have to do with women having a lack of hygiene.
This will add another reason for guys to use alternatives to women such as porn now and VR sex in the future. All of those “virtual women” know how to wash themselves. If things are going the way of women getting increasingly filthy, then it’s another reason that virtual women will be superior to real women.