Nov 072011
 

I predicted that Molly, the “born again virgin” that I picked up at a Sunday Morning Nightclub, would be pretty quickly be begging me for sex despite her supposed desire to not have sex again until marriage.  That happened this weekend.  Molly tried to give me a bunch of convoluted “logic” about how even though we have only known each other for a short time she feels that we will get married so why wait for sex?  I knew exactly what was going on.  As we all know Molly really isn’t a virgin in any manner whatsoever, “born again” or otherwise.  Because she’s pretending to be a “born again virgin” to lock in a chump from a church, she has to play this game of convoluted reasoning.

I could have pounced on this and banged Molly, but I didn’t.  I played it as if she was “testing” me to see if I was “respecting” her “commitment” to staying “sort of pure” until marriage.  I could tell this infuriated her, even though Molly didn’t show any outward signs of that.  Molly knew she had to go along with that for her “born again virgin” con to work.

I anticipate in a few days she will come begging for sex again.  Then will be the time to bang her.

  11 Responses to “The “Born Again Virgin” Gets Horny”

  1. But don’t you see, you just have this great connection with her. You’re soul mates and … (but if you dump her you’re an evil reptile alien Illuminati lizard)

    She would never do this with any other guy but you (except for those other guys before you).

    Furthermore, she is so pure that she will still be a born again virgin in her head even after she has sex with you.

  2. Back when I dated I always passed on the first chance of sex a girl gave me.

    Given Reasons:

    “Well, let’s hold off because it may not seem like such a good idea in the morning.”

    “That will be a really awesome experience, but I don’t want to rush things.”

    “I don’t think it’s a good idea to sleep together the first time after we’ve had drinks.”

    Real Reason:

    You want to get her head spinning with the implications. “How come every guy wants to get in my pants, but the one I want to doesn’t?” “Am I not sexy enough?” And most importantly, “Is he getting some from other girls?”

    Limited resources have more value than unlimited ones. If she is willing to bang you, you are already at least a couple noches higher on the SMV totem pole than she is. Then, you are limiting your personal availability to her.

  3. She sounds like someone desperate to trap a man into an oops pregnancy.

    **************

    Put tabasco sauce in the condom after using it, place it in the trash where she can see, leave the room and keep your ears open.

  4. Born Again Virgin. Yeah, right.

    If you wallow in shit up to your eyebrows, pretending that it doesn’t stink does not mean that it truly doesn’t.

  5. Antifeminsttech, you need to man up. You only string along 3 church girls, even Peter Pan can do that. I expect more, so man up!!! 😀

  6. […] night Molly, the born again virgin, came over to my place, begging and pleading beyond anything she said the last time to be fucked.  She didn’t even call first unless you count her phone call to me from her […]

  7. Been hearing a lot about this site that I guess connects virgins together and such. Apparently even a few people from that TLC virgin diaries show meet on there. Kinda cool, but weird to date someone that inexperienced. I dunno..thoughts?

    Oh and check site for yourself. http://bit.ly/t8lZSr

  8. […] chicks won’t try to run a born again virgin con to entrap a man into marriage, like my ex Molly did.  It’s too much of a commitment for them, plus, they want sex too.  What I have noticed […]

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