Nov 102011
 

Last night Molly, the born again virgin, came over to my place, begging and pleading beyond anything she said the last time to be fucked.  She didn’t even call first unless you count her phone call to me from her cell phone so that I would let her into my condo building.

This was the time, but I had to let her know first about my two other women.  She was like, “Seriously?”  I was like, “Yeah”.  Molly’s response to that was that she didn’t care.  So I gave Molly a good hard fucking.  She was very religious when we were having sex.  She said, “Oh God” a lot.  When we were finished, Molly just said, “Thank you” and fell asleep.

There you have it.  This is what a born again virgin from a church is like.

  20 Responses to “Molly Is Very Religious In Bed”

  1. I am confused?! Isn’t moaning these two words during sex blasphemy, or does it mean she submits to god via you, i.e. his husband. But wait you are only a lover? I think you need to send her straight to church to let her confess her wrongdoings!

  2. I’ve always felt that a woman doesn’t really get turned on by a man unless she worships him in some way. Whether verbally expressed or not.

    P.S. What is your plan if her post-coital bliss gives way to “I shouldn’t have done that…you’re a bad man!” About ten years ago I had a heavy makeout session, with fingering and titty-kissing, with a born-again virgin I worked with.

    She told me a couple of days later that Jesus said she could never speak to me outside of a work context again.

  3. Another pseudo Christian …slut bites the dust.. Job well done, PM. 😀

  4. Boooooooooo!!!!!!

    We need a better field report. your slacking PMAFT.

    LOL

  5. Ya bastid, when the pastors, who have traditionally been gaming the church hens with impunity, get wind of your initiative you are likely to get shanked by one of them and dumped in a shallow grave. Watch yer back dude.

    Otherwise, hilarious posts. Do continue.

  6. Thing is, once you and Molly decide to go your separate ways for whatever reason,
    she’ll still probably find a beta nice guy to put a ring on her finger.

    So the only moral and decent thing for you to do is to keep her in your rotation for as long as possible. Might as well. By then, maybe Mr. Nice Beta will have found a more worthy woman to propose to.

  7. Two other women? I thought you dumped Kate and Sabrina?

  8. Does this make you a deacon of church game? Many more succubus to slay before you reach bishop status….

    • Since I don’t know of anyone else doing church game, I think I’m at the top by default making me a patriarch of church game. (I’m using Eastern Orthodox ranks since the EO church is still considered to be masculine church, plus patriarch seems like an appropriate title for this.)

  9. I have been kicking this idea around for awhile myself, but haven’t done anything about it yet. Any suggestions on on which churches are the best to go to in DC? I’m a white, mid-30s, non-practicing catholic in DC, so I’m not interested in the predominantly black churches. I’m thinking protestant or catholic churches in Georgetown, Capitol Hill, and some parts of upper NW or maybe Clarendon. Probably the UU church on 16th street, but I don’t think the women there would even claim to care about chastity, or religion for that matter. Is there much info on the web that can help you figure out the demographics of the church?

    Also, since the born again virgins are out partying too late on Saturday to make it in the morning, any suggestions on good Sunday afternoon/evening mass/service?

    • I’m thinking protestant or catholic churches in Georgetown, Capitol Hill, and some parts of upper NW or maybe Clarendon. Probably the UU church on 16th street, but I don’t think the women there would even claim to care about chastity, or religion for that matter. Is there much info on the web that can help you figure out the demographics of the church?

      That’s is what you are looking for. You want the large mainline churches like the Catholics and large Protestant churches. You don’t want small churches or churches of obscure sects of Christianity because everybody knows everyone else. A born again virgin will avoid that. You want to look at the demographics of the surrounding area. Your average born again virgin isn’t going to be registered or well known by a particular church so you won’t be able to find any statistics easily. The thing to do is figure out where single people live and try the nearest churches. Any of the places you listed are good. In addition DC and I’m sure you know has a large transient population which gives you an additional thing to target. That population is likely to be younger and inside the beltway. You will want to avoid places like Loudoun county where almost nothing but families live. The “born again virgins” (so to speak) there will all be single mother cougars. That’s not what you want.

      Since you’re a non-practicing Catholic start with the Catholic churches since the best thing is to go with what you know.

      Also, since the born again virgins are out partying too late on Saturday to make it in the morning, any suggestions on good Sunday afternoon/evening mass/service?

      What you’re looking for is anything after 12 PM. You are right that the later services is what you should be looking for. This also means you don’t have to get up early either. If a church doesn’t have a service starting at 12 PM or later, I cross it off my list. Generally, that corresponds to a church that is smaller and more likely to be families only. Some churches also have services that are more oriented towards bringing little kids. You want to avoid those, but that should be easy because those services will be earlier in the morning.

      Beyond this there is nothing really special about this. Just go, be friendly, and look for some appropriate age women sitting alone. I haven’t been doing this long obviously, but I haven’t seen any other guys even trying to chat up a woman who looks to be single. Because of that, when you chat her up, the chances of you having any competition will be low.

      Remember that these women might not be at church consistently all the time (no one is going to notice her absence at a large church so if she doesn’t feel like going one week then she won’t go), so make a move when you find a chick you want.

      • PMAFT —

        Thanks for the advice on venue and approach. I will be starting this Sunday, probably at the Catholic churches in Georgetown and Capitol Hill with afternoon services.

        I just did a quick google maps search, and a lot of the churches have photo galleries, which helps eliminate the ones that are majority families/children and non-white.

        I’ll let you know how it turns out. I’m not sure if you’re blog is technically set up to do this, but it would be great if you or someone else put together a comment board so people could share notes on this strategy.

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