The weekend before last, I decided to break up with both Sabrina and Kate. Juggling two women was getting too time consuming, and they both thought of themselves as the girlfriend and the other one as the “mistress”. This meant they kept bothering me about things like why haven’t they met my parents and not using condoms anymore. The not using condom thing in particular was getting really annoying, and it was making me suspicious that one or both of them wanted to have an “oops” pregnancy. Thus I decided that it was a good time to dump both of them.
Both Sabrina and Kate were angry at me for dumping them. They both went through angry rants about “everything they have done for me”, “how they put out for me more than any other guy they have been with”, etc. Both of them ended with saying something to the effect of, “When you realize you have made a mistake, I’m not going to get back together with you. Don’t think I’m going to come back crawling to you.”
Guess what happened? Both of them came crawling back to me (or rather they tried to). Last weekend right before the hurricane, Kate called me up apologetically saying she needed me because she was “scared of the hurricane”. I don’t buy that. I think she was scared of being far away from my wallet. Sabrina held out until today when she called me, also apologetically, saying that she was suffering “withdrawal symptoms” from not having regular sex with me. I bet it’s more like withdrawal symptoms from being far away from my wallet.
It was long since time to move on, so obviously I’m not taking them back.