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The weekend before last, I decided to break up with both Sabrina and Kate.  Juggling two women was getting too time consuming, and they both thought of themselves as the girlfriend and the other one as the “mistress”.  This meant they kept bothering me about things like why haven’t they met my parents and not using condoms anymore.  The not using condom thing in particular was getting really annoying, and it was making me suspicious that one or both of them wanted to have an “oops” pregnancy.  Thus I decided that it was a good time to dump both of them.

Both Sabrina and Kate were angry at me for dumping them.  They both went through angry rants about “everything they have done for me”, “how they put out for me more than any other guy they have been with”, etc.  Both of them ended with saying something to the effect of, “When you realize you have made a mistake, I’m not going to get back together with you.  Don’t think I’m going to come back crawling to you.”

Guess what happened?  Both of them came crawling back to me (or rather they tried to).  Last weekend right before the hurricane, Kate called me up apologetically saying she needed me because she was “scared of the hurricane”.  I don’t buy that.  I think she was scared of being far away from my wallet.  Sabrina held out until today when she called me, also apologetically, saying that she was suffering “withdrawal symptoms” from not having regular sex with me.  I bet it’s more like withdrawal symptoms from being far away from my wallet.

It was long since time to move on, so obviously I’m not taking them back.

  20 Responses to “That Didn’t Take Long”

  1. Count the insults for us, please, particularly the ones relating to the size of your member, for some reason women go to that one like magnets to magnets.

    • There weren’t any penis size insults. Back in 2009 I used to have no trouble getting penis size insults from women (see my science fiction piece for The Spearhead that generated thousands of women saying that I have a small penis), but now I can’t seem to get a woman to tell me I have a small penis anymore.

    • My buddy and I used to call this “The Amazing Shrinking Penis!”

      While you’re dating, it’s huge, it’s enormous, you’re like some sort of Auroch! When you break up? “It was kinda small, actually.” [read in a nasally ‘girl’ voice]

      I never had the heart to rejoinder with: “Well, your pussy smelled like an open can of tuna on a dead, wet dog.”

  2. You could have worked a threesome out of this, if you didn’t already.

    or a fun little interaction with both of them coming over at the same time when they wanted you back.

  3. So out of curiosity, are you gonna try to go searching for another LTR, or has the whole experiment made you think it’s too much trouble overall? Are you gonna keep looking for women or go entirely celibate? 😮 Also, have you given any thought to having a kid through the Rotunda Clinic or something?

    • So out of curiosity, are you gonna try to go searching for another LTR, or has the whole experiment made you think it’s too much trouble overall? Are you gonna keep looking for women or go entirely celibate?

      While I probably will search for another LTR sooner or later, at some point I’m sure I will go celibate. I suspect that eventually I will get tired of all this.

      Also, have you given any thought to having a kid through the Rotunda Clinic or something?

      I have thought about it. I’m not sure if I will do this or not. While I like the idea of having kids this way, I don’t like the idea of raising kids as a single parent.

  4. “and not using condoms anymore”

    the alarm bells must have been deafening at that point

    the red flags would have waving as well

    sounds like a couple of bullets dodged.

    There’s always the chance of a condom splitting, wouldn’t like to think of the consequences with these two.

    • The alarm bells were ringing. The red light was flashing too. Most women I would get involved with are at the age where they’re starting to realize that they need to lock down a beta chump or realize that they are close to hitting the wall. As a result “oops” pregnancies are a definite hazard especially since I prefer to do LTRs rather than find a new woman every weekend.

  5. I think PMAFT did the right thing. Having two women at the same time may be great for a while but the high drama can get old real fast.

    • The drama gets old fast, and it’s very time consuming. Time is the biggest problem. There are lots of other things I want to do which require me to have more free time.

      • “The drama gets old fast, and it’s very time consuming.”

        How much would someone have to pay you to (voluntarily) take all that drama and time consumption?
        Is that amount (plus the dollars they took out of your wallet) what you’d have been willing to pay for all that sex?

  6. Yup, the request to go sans-condom was definitely a sign to head for the door.

  7. Good for you. I haven’t been in a relationship since 2005 and I honestly think I’m much better off.

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  9. As for being a single Dad via the Rotunda clinic:

    I’m casually researching a business model (which is probably being done already) of acting as an agency/management for all of the nannying/housekeeping help that an intentionally-single Dad would need (surely most of it imported from either Tulsa and/or south of the border).

    Of course none of this could truly REPLACE a kid’s real-deal Mom, but at least could take care of the mountains of down-and-dirty nuts-and-bolts work that babies demand so much of.

    My question:
    Seriously now, how much $$$/month would you be able to put toward this, assuming whatever level of control/quality?

  10. The condom thing speaks to a high likelyhood of an “oops” pregnancy, but beyond that there is other non-woman related stuff I want to do with my time. Although I have to say I like the idea of stringing along more and more women. The age range I deal with includes women seeking out chumps that they will later divorce. When I string along a woman she gets denied a chump for that much longer if not permanently.

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