There is even a special subdivision of the Illuminati for the obese members of the organization. It is called the ‘Voluminati’. Black guys like Obsidian and David Alexander like to date the Voluminati chicks.
This had me laughing so hard. What makes it funnier is that we all know obese chicks are the only chicks Obsidian can date. David Alexander could date Voluminati chicks but he thinks he’s too much of a “sub-human male”, and he’s too busy ass kissing women like Alte to do that.