The April 2011 Entitlement Princess of the Month is Sharon Irons, the woman who stole a man’s sperm by saving it after oral sex for the purpose of impregnating herself with it and later demanded child support. She won with 61% of the vote beating out Emma Thomason, the woman who destroyed approximately $30000 of property that belonged to her fiancé and her fiancé’s employer because she was angry that her fiancé stayed out late with his friends one night.
One again we have only one submission for Entitlement Princess of the Month. I am very disappointed with you all. The blog gets lots and lots of hits. There is no excuse for the lack of entitlement princess submissions. It’s not like there’s a shortage of entitlement princesses. If I don’t start getting more than one entitlement princess submission each month, I’m going to send reptile aliens to bite your heads off or worse, we won’t have the Entitlement Princess of the Month contest.
Retrenched provided us with one entitlement princess this month. She is a 15 year old girl (whose name was not given presumably because her name was not released by police since she is a minor) who shot her dad with a bow and arrow simply because he took her cell phone away as a disciplinary measure. The dad was shot with a compound bow with multiple razor blades.
Because all of you are incredibly lazy, the second entitlement princess comes from me again this month. She is Stefanie Woods, and 18 year old girl who along with a 17 year old friend (whose name was withheld since she was a minor) stole $164 from a 9 year old girl scout selling girl scout cookies. They saw their theft reported on the news and returned to where they stole the money to taunt the girl they stole the money from and her girl scout troop. Both girls told WPBF, a West Palm Beach TV station, that they were not sorry for stealing from the girl scout, and that they were mad because they got caught. Woods said, “We went through all that effort to get it, we got all these charges and we had to give the money back. I’m kind of pissed.” Both girls said that they committed this crime because “they needed the money”. The dad of one of the girls paid back the girl scout. The girls were not arrested for their theft initially because they didn’t use force nor take the money from the girls hands. However, Woods did get arrested later because she was on probation for a battery charge.
Remember you are voting for the biggest entitlement princess and vote in the poll below for the May 2011 Entitlement Princess Of The Month. Results will be announced with voting for next month’s entitlement princess.
What is your vote for the May 2011 Entitlement Princess Of The Month?
- The 15 year old girl who shot her dad with a bow and arrow because he took her cell phone away (71%, 52 Votes)
- Stefanie Woods, the girl who stole money from a 9 year old girl scout and was only sorry she got caught (29%, 21 Votes)
Total Voters: 73