Sep 132010
 

I have been a bit busy so I haven’t had a chance to give all of you an update.  I have been back for a while now from meeting Sabrina’s parents.  On the way to Staten Island we stopped at the Jersey Shore for a bit like I wanted to.  It’s everything you think it is and worse.  I’m glad I brought the hazmat suit.  Plus, I am sure that wearing the hazmat suit on the Jersey Shore has already generated some minor conspiracy theories somewhere on the internet.

Getting back to seriousness I met Sabrina’s parents.  Like a typical Italian mom Sabrina’s mom prepared a bunch of food.  Everything was going well until Sabrina’s parents got into an argument with each other.  It didn’t have to do with me or Sabrina.  Regardless I could tell Sabrina was hoping the ground would open up and swallow her during this.

Sabrina and I also spent a bit of time in Manhattan.  I got to ride the Staten Island ferry.  By that I mean the actual Staten Island ferry.  I didn’t fuck Angelina from MTV’s Jersey Shore.  (Those of you watching the show will remember how Angelina has been called the Staten Island ferry and the Staten Island dump.  I didn’t not visit the Staten Island dump, either the actual one or Angelina.)

Meeting Sabrina’s parents didn’t stop me from thinking about how I want to bang Sabrina’s best friend.  (I wouldn’t expect it to but it’s a weird thing to be thinking about when you meet your girlfriend’s family.)  I have been thinking about a threesome with the two of them.  I know this is something that will not happen outside of my own head.

  9 Responses to “Is It Wrong To Think About A Threesome When Meeting Your Girlfriend’s Parents?”

  1. If people could hear my thoughts, they would be wildly inappropriate and shocking 50% of the time.

    May a portable mind-reading device never be invented, though one wonders how that’s going to go given possibilities with fMRI. Who knows?

  2. Not wrong unless you are thinking about having a threesome with her parents.

  3. Why not a threesome with Sabrina and another guy instead?

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  5. You actually wore a hazmat suit on the Jersey Shore?

    That’s too funny. You’ve got to get some photos of this stuff.

  6. hi there – is it just me !! can any one explain why when i type in the firefox browser “www.antifeministtech.info” i get a different site yet whe i type it in google its ok? could this be a bug in my system or is any one else having same probs ?
    alfies

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