I’m Catholic sort of. I was baptized, confirmed, the whole bit. I haven’t been to church in years because church is so feminized it’s pointless and has nothing to do with God. Conversion to another religion is not an option since there really isn’t such a thing as a non-feminized church now.
Sabrina is Catholic too. Her ancestry is Italian so she is what might be called Catholic by default since being Catholic is linked into the idea of being Italian. Knowing that she only rarely goes to church if that. I don’t think she’s been to church since I met her several months ago. (Also, there are several ways that Sabrina is not a good Catholic that I can personally attest to.)
This meant that I was dumbfounded when Sabrina started trying to convince me we should go to church. Once I realized what she was doing I asked Sabrina if she felt guilty about how good sex with me was and thought praying to God for forgiveness would help. Sabrina just rolled her eyes in response but she shut up about going to church and hasn’t brought it up again since.
It was very odd.