Aug 092010
 

I know this is late but I haven’t had a chance to tell you guys what happened at Bohemian Grove recently.  As Supreme Overlord of the Illuminati and leader of all reptile aliens on Earth I go there every year for the gathering/orgy.

Hestia, it was nice to meet you in person. We need to conspire together more in the future.

Since I took over the Illuminati I have really cleaned up Bohemian Grove.  Before I was in charge the humans there had no self control and would urinate all over the place.  You have no idea how disgusting that looks to a reptile alien.  The humans still don’t have any self control but I installed a bunch of port-a-johns which must be used under penalty of torture.  Most of the humans have managed to clean up their act.  Some will accuse me of selling out:

Really, how can I sell out? I run the Illuminati. There’s no one for me to sell out to.

Morons like Alex Jones believe we all worship Moloch at Bohemian Grove. This is incorrect.  That ceremony is designed to reinforce the superiority of reptile aliens to the humans there.  We don’t want the humans getting all uppity.  (Remember reptile aliens are alpha.  Greys are beta.  Humans are omega.  Other aliens are other greek letters.)

There was a lot of talk about how we will continue to rule the world.  Various conspiracy theorists think we’re going to invade your dreams. What we have planned is much more insidious.  We are going to manufacture cum dumpster servant girls for men.  Men will be too busy with their cum dumpster servant girls to care about what we are doing and women will be too busy screaming into the abyss about how men have dumped them for cum dumpster servant girls where no one will hear them.  You humans will be happier this way.  I had a cum dumpster servant girl sent to Ferdinand and here’s what he had to say about it:

No dude, you got it all wrong. It’s Illuminati reptile alien clit that I’m sucking, literally now that that “cum dumpster servant girl“ PM/AFT promised has finally arrived. She looks like Yvonne Strahovski, can sing arias, cooks and cleans for me, and hits the underside of my dick with her tongue in such a way that I can see heaven every night.

Note: Your cum dumpster servant girl need not look like Yvonne Strahovski if you so desire.

This is the future, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

  10 Responses to “Report From Bohemian Grove”

  1. Hail, my reptile alien overlord!

    I’m so sorry I couldn’t make it this year, but you’ll be pleased to know that Stage III of the Plan is complete! Larry Auster has blown a gasket at my provocations and has declared that I’m “going where no Auster-hater has gone before“. My nonstop flaming is enveloping the blogosphere in anarchy and chaos.

    Now I move to Stage IV – ramping up my anti-marriage and anti-family propaganda to depopulate the world and make it ripe for your alien colonist comrades. Just remember that I want to be made Viceroy of Quadrant 7 when the stupid man-animals’ are subjugated once and for all.

    Seriously though, I read that crap about guys at the Grove pissing wherever they want. That’s how I know this BS can’t be real. The most glorified ritual of the Bohemian Grove is the freedom for powerful men to piss wherever they want? Have these people ever been to France, or the rural backwoods for that matter? Public urination isn’t apropos in the U.S. but it’s not like it’s terribly uncommon.

    • Excellent work with Auster. We’re well on our way to completely discrediting woman pedestalizing social conservatism.

      You will get Quadrant 7 if that’s all you want. I’m considering having the inbred morons like the Rockefellers and Rothschilds eliminated because they’re so incompetent. I will be looking for competent replacements. You should put in for that.

      Seriously though, I read that crap about guys at the Grove pissing wherever they want. That’s how I know this BS can’t be real. The most glorified ritual of the Bohemian Grove is the freedom for powerful men to piss wherever they want? Have these people ever been to France, or the rural backwoods for that matter? Public urination isn’t apropos in the U.S. but it’s not like it’s terribly uncommon.

      No kidding. I have been to France and I have seen French guys just go up to a wall of a building and start urinating.

      Back when I was in the Boy Scouts and on a long hike on a campout we wouldn’t wait 4 hours if we had to urinate. We would go off privately and find a tree but we did that because that’s your only option. I guess the Boy Scouts is training for Bohemian Grove.

  2. You’re all funny but is there actually anyone in the “conspiracy mainstream” who said there are reptile aliens around? I don’t remember either Alex Jones or Henry Makow talking about them. In fact Alex Jones said he believes aliens might exist but they’re probably don’t give a shit about us and are not here on earth. Henry Makow says this alien sh*t is just more deception.
    I know this post of yours is mostly just for fun and I don’t intend to ruin it but I’d say there’s been enough animosity already between us men (MRAs). We don’t need another divide along the lines of who believes in which conspiracies. I think we can coexist in peace regardless of what one thinks about the Federal Reserve or whatnot.

    • It takes credibility away from the whole group if half of them believe in some ridiculous conspiracy theories.

    • You’re all funny but is there actually anyone in the “conspiracy mainstream” who said there are reptile aliens around?

      David Icke

      In fact Alex Jones said he believes aliens might exist but they’re probably don’t give a shit about us and are not here on earth.

      Alex Jones has said that he agrees with 99% of what David Icke says like he does at around 2:20 in this video. Reptile aliens and reptile alien-human hybrids constitute a lot more than 1% of David Icke’s work.

      Henry Makow says this alien sh*t is just more deception.

      If we want to make fun of Henry Makow, aliens is not how it’s done. Instead we make fun of his belief that a cabal of Jewish Occult Pedophiles run the world, his weird ideas about sex, or how he has spent time thinking about Dick Cheney’s Dick.

  3. “This is the future, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.”

    Well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

    If I were to aspire to Reptilian Overlord status, do I have to become a resident of the Reptilian Alien home planet, or is there just an application form to fill out?

    BTW, you can keep the cum-dumpster gals. I have had my fill of them, and rather enjoy not hearing them kvetch and whine about their value as an in-duh-vid-yoo-uhl.

    • You have to be reptilian to be a reptilitan overlord. If you’re human then you can only ascend to ruling over other humans. This is what Ferdinand has chosen.

      • I nominate myself for Ferdinand’s second-in-command. Only somebody devious enough to nominate himself would be able to fulfill the role of second-in-command over all of humanity.

  4. Hey, if your plans involve providing all men with cum dumpster servant girls, then I’m happy for you to get on with whatever it is you’re doing. We all win, right? Except women, I mean.

  5. Indeed we do so that the entire world and all deniers will finally be under our control.

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