I know this is late but I haven’t had a chance to tell you guys what happened at Bohemian Grove recently. As Supreme Overlord of the Illuminati and leader of all reptile aliens on Earth I go there every year for the gathering/orgy.
Hestia, it was nice to meet you in person. We need to conspire together more in the future.
Since I took over the Illuminati I have really cleaned up Bohemian Grove. Before I was in charge the humans there had no self control and would urinate all over the place. You have no idea how disgusting that looks to a reptile alien. The humans still don’t have any self control but I installed a bunch of port-a-johns which must be used under penalty of torture. Most of the humans have managed to clean up their act. Some will accuse me of selling out:
Really, how can I sell out? I run the Illuminati. There’s no one for me to sell out to.
Morons like Alex Jones believe we all worship Moloch at Bohemian Grove. This is incorrect. That ceremony is designed to reinforce the superiority of reptile aliens to the humans there. We don’t want the humans getting all uppity. (Remember reptile aliens are alpha. Greys are beta. Humans are omega. Other aliens are other greek letters.)
There was a lot of talk about how we will continue to rule the world. Various conspiracy theorists think we’re going to invade your dreams. What we have planned is much more insidious. We are going to manufacture cum dumpster servant girls for men. Men will be too busy with their cum dumpster servant girls to care about what we are doing and women will be too busy screaming into the abyss about how men have dumped them for cum dumpster servant girls where no one will hear them. You humans will be happier this way. I had a cum dumpster servant girl sent to Ferdinand and here’s what he had to say about it:
No dude, you got it all wrong. It’s Illuminati reptile alien clit that I’m sucking, literally now that that “cum dumpster servant girl“ PM/AFT promised has finally arrived. She looks like Yvonne Strahovski, can sing arias, cooks and cleans for me, and hits the underside of my dick with her tongue in such a way that I can see heaven every night.
Note: Your cum dumpster servant girl need not look like Yvonne Strahovski if you so desire.
This is the future, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.