I watched that Jersey Shore series on MTV and had a lot of fun watching the disaster of the group of “guidos” and “guidettes”. As you know I picked up this chick recently, and so far so good. As you would expect I finding out things about her. (Since I should have a fake name for her like my previous women, let’s use Sabrina.) Sabrina is from Staten Island, NY. While Staten Island technically isn’t New Jersey, it might as well be. Three of the guidos and guidettes on the Jersey Shore were from Staten Island. Sabrina is definitely not a guidette. Her skin isn’t orange, and she doesn’t do fake everything like a guidette. (BTW, that crying sound you hear as you read this is David Alexander crying because Sabrina isn’t a guidette.) Plus, Sabrina has moved away from the New York City-New Jersey area and lives here in the DC area, and I met her at a museum, a place where no guidette would be caught dead in. Most importantly she doesn’t have any bizarre nicknames (like “The Situation”) and doesn’t call herself the “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” or any other celebrity of Staten Island.
I think this is an example of God’s interesting sense of humor. I spent time ragging on things from that part of the world, talking about how I should wear a hazmat suit if I go to the Jersey Shore (which is still a good idea IMO), but now I am involved with a chick from there.
Hmmm really interesting considering there is/are no such things as:
1) accidents
2) gods
Oh look. You found a slut with low standards to cater to your filthy desires.
After all the shit that’s happened to me in my life, I hesitate to agree. Some of the things that have occurred in my life HAD to be the work of a divine intelligence trying to piss me off.
Yep, there’s at least one of them everywhere you look. The question is “What does that say about your gender?”
Sabrina? New name for your right hand or left hand?
Hey, PMAFT. From the little you’ve said about Sabrina, she sounds lovely. Museums win. Just stopping by to wish you the best with her and hope that you’re enjoying yourself. Hope to catch up with your Jihad Jane/Triangulation posts soon (that should be interesting.)
SNL post was great fun!
Bhetti, where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in a long time.
Work and things.
It’s going to be a busy period again for me from mid-April.