I found this joke at KrauserPUA:
What I want in a man (pre-hitting the wall, so about <30 yrs old)
- Makes my pussy tingle
- That’s it.
- OK, I should define that only criminals, bartenders, bikers, gang members and arseholes actually trigger the tingle.
- Every other man should FUCK RIGHT OFF before I call the cops/HR/white knights and accuse you of sexual harrassment or rape. Nobody gets between me and my bad-boys!
What I want in a man (about to hit the wall, so 30-34 yrd old)
- Good job, nice house
- Will be my doormat and suffer my vanity
- No balls. Preferably literally so I don’t have to have sex with this loser. I want to cuckhold him with a bad-boy’s child, if I can find any of them who’ll still fuck my aging old ass.
- Extreme naivete from having been involuntarily celebate since he left university
What I want in a man (hit the wall, 34+)
- Please please will somebody look at me. I’m intelligent, I’m witty, I’m independent, I have a successful career. I’m confident!!!!
- No really…. hello…… somebody?????
- This never happened to Carrie Bradshaw. Oh fuck, that was fiction wasn’t it.
- Where do I buy a cat?
This is a joke, how?
The ages are off.
True enough, except that these days with women as juvenile as they are, items in the first set apply long beyond age 30.
Yeah, not a joke because it’s too close to the painful truth to be funny.
Thanks for the link, mate.
This post was because my mother sent me a “joke” list of what women want in a man and I was so pissed off I wrote my own list – trying to offend her so she’ll finally learn to stop cluttering up my inbox with misandrist shit.
NB – I have a great relationship with my mother! ……. except for this stuff.