You’ve just met the woman with the most repulsive vagina in the British Isles. It’s probably the size of an aircraft hangar and smells like cheese and jizz. On the plus side, if she gets pregnant (Yahweh forbid), she won’t have to worry about labor pains – the little sprog will just fall out of her crevasse while she’s out and about.
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Seriously, what’s it like to have sex with a vagina the size of an aircraft carrier? I think her not being able to feel your dick is the least of your problems. I would be more worried about falling into her vagina. I would be serious money several of the guys she banged are lost in her vagina. Someone should check the missing persons list in her country. I bet a few of the guys she banged are on it.