I have some haters to talk about.
First is Susan Walsh who you might know from Hooking Up Smart. She called me a dick (which has become a reoccurring theme), and said that I’m incapable of relating to women as more than “cum dumpsters”. This had me laughing. You guys have read my posts on this. You can determine for yourself if I only relate to women as “cum dumpsters”. What’s really funny about what Susan Walsh said is that if she’s correct, then the reason why I have been able to get women now is because I only relate to women as “cum dumpsters” now. I suspect this isn’t what Susan Walsh wanted to say.
Second is a piece of hate email from “Catherine”. Read it below:
You deserve an award for douchebag goodness. You are the biggest douchebag ever. You ain’t going to get me on me saying you have a small penis. I know your penis isn’t small. I know you’re tall & good looking & very smart & very well endowed. I once had a boyfriend exactly like you that was all of that. He was so well endowed like 10 inches endowed. He screwed me with his giant endowment hurting me. I can see you so clearly. You love hurting women during sex. You guys promote large penis propaganda. I thought the pain was pleasure until a lesbian told me the truth.
With your large penis lies you will always have a stream of cum dumpster servant girls. Feminists like me are going to stop you well endowed guys pleasure-pain rape of women. Real men date feminists.
I really enjoyed reading this piece of hate email. It deserves an award for creativity. It’s easy to tell me I have a small zucchini. It’s harder to turn having a large zucchini into an insult but “Catherine” did. For all of my haters out there, this is the new gold standard you must aspire to.
I deserve an award for “douchebag goodness”??? Clearly “Catherine” has never seen any of that new Jersey Shore series. There’s no way I can be more of a douchebag than any guido or guidette. I never given myself a nickname ever much less one like “the situation”. (Yes, that’s an actual nickname that one of the guidos gave himself.)
Not only am I a “charter member” of the Illuminati and a reptile alien, I’m also part of some sort of conspiracy of men with large zucchinis. This is a conspiracy so successful that we all “pleasure-pain rape” women with our large dicks, and they believe they like it. I don’t know if this is the strangest thing I have ever heard, but its close. That reminds me. I have a meeting of the large dick conspiracy this weekend where we will once again measure our large dicks and discuss new ways to “pleasure-pain rape” women.
And “cum dumpster servant girls”??? Why are the terms “cum dumpster” and “douchebag” coming up this much? Both of those are terms Susan Walsh uses plenty. I doubt she wrote the hate email from “Catherine” because why would she, but it does seem like an odd coincidence.
If you will excuse me, I’m seeing my “cum dumpster servant girls” soon, and I want to get ready to “pleasure-pain rape” them with my 10 inch zucchini and make them think they like it.